[video];

[thankyou_boss]

[The device flips on and Tony looks very disheveled. Seriously, who wouldn't after being held captive for God only knows how long. He scrubs a hand across his face before tired eyes make their way to the screen.

I know I said I'm the wildcard, but this is taking it a little too far don't you think?

[He looks down at his wrists and licks his very parched lips. He tries anyway, but he's not super successful.]

I feel like I fell into an oasis. Is this even real?